Chuck Norris kicks ass IN JEANS

Martial arts in jeans? Two words: Chuck Norris.

From one of the ads:

“These great-looking Western style jeans have a unique hidden gusset which allows greater movement without binding or ripping.”

Gusset. Oh how I wish there were more situations where I could use that word.

UPDATE: My sister just wrote to me and said that she gets to use “gusset” almost daily at her job. Envy.

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3 Comments

  1. This post brought me great joy. “A designer jean for the martial artist”? Hhahahha!

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  2. Chris

     /  December 8, 2011

    The only thing sweeter than a Chuck Norris face kick picture is a Chuck Norris crotch-shot face kick picture! I count 1 butt shot, 3 crotch shots, and 1 ‘package area’ shot. Beautiful.

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  3. Zebo

     /  April 19, 2012

    Here are some jeans for the “retired” martial “artist”…..

    These Jeans Are Also a Picnic Table

    http://living.msn.com/style-beauty/simply-chic-blog-post/?post=4f408c88-d4b0-46ab-b122-db0735fabef6&OCID=OTD_0416_lucky

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