Suck it, Pittsburgh Haters

Angela, over at FitFunMom, wrote a post awhile back where she said, “…sometimes people drive by my blog in their Google cars and deposit one-sided evidence that they’ve been here, leaving me wanting a chance to holler back after them. Now’s my chance to talk back to people who’ve reached the blog through the power of Google.”

I LOVED the idea, so I am stealing it  – sharing with you some of the search terms that brought people to JoggingJeans.com.

1. The boob themed searches:

  •    “big boob jogger”
  •    “jeans and boobs”
  •    “boob women in overalls”
  •    “boob out”

…..My response to the individuals behind these searches: Men are pigs.

2. The foreign language searches:

  •    “joggingspijkerbroeken”
  •    “joggy джинсы”
  •    “que son los jeans joggalor”

…..My response to my foreign friends: Um, wut?

3. The search terms that hurt my heart:

  •    “i hate pittsburgh”
  •    “Pittsburgh sucks”
  •    “why do people like shithole pittsburgh?”

…..My response to these absolute idiots: Suck it, Haters.*

4. The search phrases that made me smile:

  •    “hysterical website running in jeans”
  •    “+Jill +Pittsburgh funny jogging jeans”

My response to these people: I love you too.

5. The search terms with important questions:

  •    “is it okay to run in jeans” and “can I jog in jeans?” 
  •    “Will people laugh if I go to the gym in jeans?

…..Yes, yes, and yes.

Jog

*I will ignore any comments about the performance of our beloved Steelers.

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6 Comments

  1. Too funny! I need to do a similar post. I get a lot of lesbian hits based off one post I wrote about my sports massage (true, I couched it in a lesbian theme to be funny, but I didn’t realize it would draw such attention to my site. Such people must be sorely disappointed with what they find!)

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  2. Mary

     /  September 23, 2013

    What is the fascination with boobs and jeans that trigger it as a popular Google search? I did not realize that was a fetish or something -LOL Great list Jill :0)

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  3. I don’t even really know what to think about the boob ones, honestly, and as a New Jerseyan can I just say I understand how it feels when everyone says your home sucks. They know nothing!

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  4. Bahaha this is awesome. I love looking at the search terms that bring people to my blog! Sometimes I read them and think, “What the heck were you looking for?” (For example, “My surprise party for her was successful”–what were you hoping to find with that search??)

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  5. I agree! Some of the oddest Google searches have brought people to my page. The funniest one was an obvious typo – someone must have been searching porn and typed CIM (on my blog that would be California International Marathon, but I’d don’t think that was what he meant…)

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  6. That is hilarious but makes me kind of afraid to search what brings people to my blog ;)

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