Japris at the gym + More (Warning: + More is about vaginas)

A refresher: Jeans + capri pants = japris

Jogging in japris has been made famous by my denim-jogging friend, Danny, at the Sulphur Springs 5K and highlighted in this post. Oddly, we are seeing more and more of them at the gym:

Japris

Japris2

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The “+ More”

The great thing about not letting many people in my “real” world know about this site is that I can talk about vaginas and not worry about my mom all being all [gasp!] and clutching her chest.

Vaginas have been a recent theme for me.

1. I went for my annual gynecologist visit and a new doctor was added to the practice (the last one).

Schnatz

Hysterical.

2. I looked at one of my favorite sweaters and noticed that there is a vagina on it. See it?

Vagina

It is now my absolute favorite sweater.

3. Scott over at PirateBobCat saw a vagina on his run the other day and wrote about it here. Hands down, the weirdest thing seen on a run.

Any good vagina stories you want to share? Just kidding, I don’t want to hear about your vagina.

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12 Comments

  1. Haha! To be clear, I saw a fake one, not a real one!
    Are you going to wear the sweater on the treadmill?

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    • Dude! That ruins it! No one is going to click the link to read about seeing a FAKE vagina on a run. ;)

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  2. OMG you are soooooooooooo effing funnaaaayyy!! lol

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    • Glad you are warped enough to appreciate my humor – there aren’t many of you out there. :)

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  3. I saw someone in the Marine Corps Marathon wearing what I can only describe as… jentaloons? Like a cross between jeans and pantaloons. She was in her late 70s and totally rocking it so I’m saddened that I didn’t take a picture to memorialize the siting.

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  4. Too funny Jill! I see random vaginas in objects too… I thought I was the only one… glad to hear there is a cult of twisted people like me.

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  5. ripvanracer

     /  December 17, 2013

    Proud to be a pioneer of the japris movement!

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  6. ROFL!!!!! schnatz????? no way could I keep a straight face there!!

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  7. I love the +More! Event eh anticipation from the title was terrific! :-)

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