Aren’t you hot and itchy?

DoubleDenim

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NSFW: What can I even say?

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I can judge them because of their choice of workout clothing but not because of their books.

You know why? Because I sometimes study at the gym between sets too. Physical AND mental gains, I say.

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Reading

Reading

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It’s not a real party at the gym until the guy who works out in jeans shows up on the treadmill in front of you.

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IF* I ever run in denim….

…the jorts I wear will be short.

I’m old and have huge quads (yes, I squat, A LOT), but I don’t care. The less denim touching me, the better.

No way will I be like this guy:

LongJorts

Or this guy:

LongJorts

Click here to see a Vine of this guy running. A side note: the video was shot by some comedian/actor that I never heard of  until now.

*A BIG if.

And speaking of bleached jeans

Bleached

A side note: Is this a thing again? If so, I am slightly bothered by the fact that I have witnessed a complete fashion cycle. I bleached my jeans in high school. :(

Treadmill swag

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Jeans in the gym is like a penny in a puddle of piss.

Okay. I have no idea what that means but I wanted to use it.

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Love ya, Dave. I’ll say it again: You need to write more.

In the gym, pairing jeans with plaid shirts

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Can we agree that the jeans-in-the-gym situation is getting out of hand?

More running in jeans with hair down

It is a common pet peeve of women to see other girls running and working out with their hair down. And by “down” I mean no hair tie or hairband keeping sweaty strands from bouncing off faces, necks, and shoulders. As someone that always has her hair securely fashioned during all fitness activities and is very distracted by even a loose strand or two, I cannot imagine how women do this.

I’ve come across a couple of pictures that combine running in denim with loose hair.

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Taken at last year’s Race for the Cure in Knoxville, TN.

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