The only thing WORSE than flip flops at the gym

WTF

If you wear flip-flops at the gym, I might hate you…

…and secretly wish you would drop a weight on your foot.

FlipFlops

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Do you know the runner known as Coatman?

You all know of Coatman, right? The marathon runner who wears a winter coat (which is sometimes DENIM), a big tie, and dress shoes, and carries a tray topped with a bottle and glass, waiter-style? Yeah, he has completed over 125 marathons.

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CoatmanApparently, the name for people that wear something or carry something that makes it considerably more difficult to finish a race are called “stunt runners.” I love me some stunt runners!

UPDATE: The runner known as Coatman left a comment (see below). And, yes, he did ask if I would be his agent. Levi’s, contact me, and let’s get something goin’ with you and the awesome Coatman!

 

Wise advice

NeverTrust

The girl running in jeans isn’t the terrible part.

The girls are as bad as the guys…

I recently said that it is disturbing how quickly I can accumulate pictures of guys working out in jeans and inappropriate shoes. Oh wait. The girls are just as bad.

Sandals Boots

Ugg

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Get your denim. Get your scissors. Cut your denim. Wear your denim. Run in your denim. #JortsMile2014

Can I say again how much I LOVE the guys and gals over at Wingate University? The second annual Jorts Mile was yesterday and here are some teaser photos to keep you entertained until I can get my hands on more.

The SIGN! The sign is made out of pairs of jeans!

Sign

The TROPHIES! The trophies for the winners!

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The RUNNERS!

Runners

So magnificent! Wanna bet that the smile on my face is bigger than yours?

If you missed the ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC photos from last year’s race, check them out here.

Take my shorts? No problem.

The Pyongyang Marathon in North Korea last week marked the first time that foreign runners have been allowed to race.

And when a runner showed up and had his clothes confiscated because the logos on his shorts were too large, I bet you can guess what he did:

MarathonRock on!

What exactly are you doing, Man at my Gym In Jeans?

[For those of you who aren't gym-goers, you are supposed to sit on the seat that he is straddling and face the opposite direction to work your triceps.]

Boots, loafers, and Crocs, Oh My.

It is quite disturbing how quickly I can accumulate pictures of guys working out in jeans and inappropriate shoes.DressShoes

Boots

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