How to practice fleeing a crime scene

Planning to commit a crime? Don’t have a partner to serve as a getaway driver? There is no better way to practice fleeing a crime scene than by running in jeans. I mean this HAS to be what these people are doing, right?

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Quiz #4 for my dear readers: Are these people dressed appropriately for their CHEST workout?

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Chest4Yeah, I quiz you when you visit me here. New to JoggingJeans.com? Take Quiz 1, Quiz 2, and Quiz 3.

Morning commute giggles (or head shakes) depending on your mood

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Jeans at the gym paired with unhealthy beverages

Milkshake

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McDonalds

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2014 = the year of “I suck at running.”

Most of you: “I sign up for races to keep me motivated and on track with my training. I need to have a goal.” [creates detailed training schedule and does a fairly good job of sticking to it]

Me (phase 1): “I sign up for races to keep me motivated and on track with my training. I need to have a goal.” [creates detailed training schedule]

Me (phase 2): “Running feels so terrible. I will wait a bit and begin training closer to race day.” [reworks training schedule]

Me (phase 3): “Why should I be miserable during training runs AND during the race? Why not be miserable just once on race day?” [violently rips up training schedule]

Me (race day): “I hate myself so much.”

If you couldn’t tell, 2014 has been the year of running races untrained. The particular races where I sucked at running? Here ya go:

  • 2014 Pittsburgh Half Marathon (May)
  • Great Race 10K (September)
  • Pittsburgh EQT 10 miler (last week)

In Maybe Marathoner fashion, here is the analysis of the last few moments of last week’s race:Mile9.9But, the good news is that the weight lifter in me has been rockin’ in at the gym. Showing up every morning as the doors are unlocked and bouncing  from my pre-workout drink of who-knows-what chemicals to get started. And then very once in awhile, I get a gym bonus – today’s was seeing this lovely lady in her embroidered-pocket jeans on the elliptical.

Elliptical

I see London, I see France…

…I see jeans and underpants. At the gym.

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A way to ease into jogging in jeans

Not sure if jogging in jeans is right for you? Here is a way to ease into it:

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MileyAll we need is for Miley Cyrus to go for a run in these badboys and she will be the OFFICIAL poster child for jogging in jeans. ‘Cause she already did it once. Oh wait, twice.

Quiz #3 for my dear readers: Are these people dressed appropriately for their TRICEP workout?

Do you hate that I am always quizzing you when you come visit me here?

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Quiz #2 for my dear readers: Are these people dressed appropriately for their BICEP workout?

Were you paying attention last week? If so, the quiz question this week should be easy for you.

Bicep

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Quiz #1 for my dear readers: Are these people dressed appropriately for their ab workout?

Abdominal

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Psst…the answer is no.

 

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