Quiz #4 for my dear readers: Are these people dressed appropriately for their CHEST workout?

Chest

Chest2

chest3

Chest4Yeah, I quiz you when you visit me here. New to JoggingJeans.com? Take Quiz 1, Quiz 2, and Quiz 3.

Jeans at the gym paired with unhealthy beverages

Milkshake

TwoCokes

McDonalds

BigGulp

2014 = the year of “I suck at running.”

Most of you: “I sign up for races to keep me motivated and on track with my training. I need to have a goal.” [creates detailed training schedule and does a fairly good job of sticking to it]

Me (phase 1): “I sign up for races to keep me motivated and on track with my training. I need to have a goal.” [creates detailed training schedule]

Me (phase 2): “Running feels so terrible. I will wait a bit and begin training closer to race day.” [reworks training schedule]

Me (phase 3): “Why should I be miserable during training runs AND during the race? Why not be miserable just once on race day?” [violently rips up training schedule]

Me (race day): “I hate myself so much.”

If you couldn’t tell, 2014 has been the year of running races untrained. The particular races where I sucked at running? Here ya go:

  • 2014 Pittsburgh Half Marathon (May)
  • Great Race 10K (September)
  • Pittsburgh EQT 10 miler (last week)

In Maybe Marathoner fashion, here is the analysis of the last few moments of last week’s race:Mile9.9But, the good news is that the weight lifter in me has been rockin’ in at the gym. Showing up every morning as the doors are unlocked and bouncing  from my pre-workout drink of who-knows-what chemicals to get started. And then very once in awhile, I get a gym bonus – today’s was seeing this lovely lady in her embroidered-pocket jeans on the elliptical.

Elliptical

I see London, I see France…

…I see jeans and underpants. At the gym.

Underwear

Underwear2

Quiz #3 for my dear readers: Are these people dressed appropriately for their TRICEP workout?

Do you hate that I am always quizzing you when you come visit me here?

triceps

triceps2

triceps3

Triceps4

Quiz #2 for my dear readers: Are these people dressed appropriately for their BICEP workout?

Were you paying attention last week? If so, the quiz question this week should be easy for you.

Bicep

Bicep2

Bicep3

Bicep4

Quiz #1 for my dear readers: Are these people dressed appropriately for their ab workout?

Abdominal

Abs2

Abs3

Abs4

Psst…the answer is no.

 

If you wear flip-flops at the gym, I might hate you…

…and secretly wish you would drop a weight on your foot.

FlipFlops

FlipFlops

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Wise advice

NeverTrust

The girls are as bad as the guys…

I recently said that it is disturbing how quickly I can accumulate pictures of guys working out in jeans and inappropriate shoes. Oh wait. The girls are just as bad.

Sandals Boots

Ugg

Heels

 

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