Japris at the gym + More (Warning: + More is about vaginas)

A refresher: Jeans + capri pants = japris

Jogging in japris has been made famous by my denim-jogging friend, Danny, at the Sulphur Springs 5K and highlighted in this post. Oddly, we are seeing more and more of them at the gym:

Japris

Japris2

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The “+ More”

The great thing about not letting many people in my “real” world know about this site is that I can talk about vaginas and not worry about my mom all being all [gasp!] and clutching her chest.

Vaginas have been a recent theme for me.

1. I went for my annual gynecologist visit and a new doctor was added to the practice (the last one).

Schnatz

Hysterical.

2. I looked at one of my favorite sweaters and noticed that there is a vagina on it. See it?

Vagina

It is now my absolute favorite sweater.

3. Scott over at PirateBobCat saw a vagina on his run the other day and wrote about it here. Hands down, the weirdest thing seen on a run.

Any good vagina stories you want to share? Just kidding, I don’t want to hear about your vagina.

Colored jeans are all the rage – even in the gym

PurpleJeans

Pink

RedJeans

All together now, Ladies: [swoon]

If you’ve been around for awhile, you’ll remember my post about the guy that I named my soul mate. If you are new, the down and dirty background that you need to know is that the author of Life Is Savage posts pictures of people lifting weights in jeans and calls them “jean pant criminals.” I didn’t know about his site until after I started this one and immediately decided that he is my soul mate. ‘Cause, really, who can believe that there are two of us in this world that enjoy doing this? The kicker is that loved him BEFORE I saw his picture. I’ll say it again: Yowza!

I need to post this picture at least once a week.

Mr. ILoveYouWillYouMarryMe has posted three new “criminals” recently.

A guy who was working out in jeans and sunglasses:

A denim-clad guy with a jean-wearing friend:

And what, I agree, may be the greatest Jean Pant Criminal ever spotted:

Seen at the Gym Week, Day 7

Seen at the Gym Week, Day 6

Seen at the Gym Week, Day 5

Seen at the Gym Week, Day 4

Chopped Off Head Edition

Seen at the Gym Week, Day 3

Seen at the Gym Week, Day 2

Seen at the Gym Week, Day 1

I’m busting with jeans-in-the-gym pictures, BUSTING I tell you. So every day this week, you will be getting two (yes, TWO) pictures – one with someone on a treadmill IN JEANS and one with someone lifting weights IN JEANS.

I can hear your collective clanking, raised beer bottles, your cheers, and your “Wooohooo’s!” and “YESSSSS’s!” You are welcome.

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