What is happening at my gym?!

Denim is taking over my gym. I’m not sure exactly when it happened but, in the past two weeks, Sarah (who snapped this AWESOME photo of a guy sleeping) and I have been seeing people working out in them left and right.

Sarah called last Monday “jeans day” and texted me these two pictures:

JeansDay

Earlier in the week, I saw a guy lifting in jeans who clearly was JUST released from prison. Avoid taking pictures of a guys working out in jeans if they have face tattoos and look as if they have spent the last “8-10″ doing nothing but lifting weights for hours upon hours a day. #JustSayin

But I did see this girl on an elliptical IN JORTS:

Jorts

And I have walked past this poster in the stairwell a bazillion times and never noticed that the guy in it is IN JEANS.

PosterIs Golds Gym is sending out subliminal messages and encouraging this atrocious jeans-in-the-gym behavior? What do you think?

Jeans? What jeans?

Pecs

Put your [denim] asses in the air like you just don’t care

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Teen heartthrobs IN JEANS at the gym

Justin Bieber:

Bieber

And, Young Ones, one of the “Justin Biebers” of the generation before you – meet Jordan Knight:

JordanKnight

That is a lot of water for your 45 minute workout

Here are two of my MANY gym-related pet peeves:

1) People that wear jeans in the weight room section of the gym (no surprises there, huh?).

2) Guys* that carry around water in a gallon milk jug.

Today’s picture, thanks to Nikko, captures both.

PetPeeves

* I’ve never seen a girl do this. Have you?

“Punking the young folks” IN JEANS

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Crowded gyms in January equals oodles of gym clothing atrocities

All of us regular gym-goers have been dealing with it for the past month: the newbies crowding our workout facilities and throwing off our swole rhythm. And we are conflicted. Of course we are happy that people are trying to commit to a healthier lifestyle. Of course we hope some of these people learn to love the gym and make it a regular part of their life. We also love watching them get stronger and transform their sloppy, doughy-bodies into rock-solid temples. But we all feel a bit of frustration when we can’t get to the equipment and machines we need to use.

We also might like to judge their gym clothing atrocities…i.e. jeans in the gym.

The evidence of this is my ready-to-explode inbox and Twitter feed. So many pairs of jeans at the gym. So little time.

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Along with today’s jeans-in-the-gym photo, you are going to get a lesson about proper form when doing preacher curls.

Keep your ass on the seat. Class dismissed.

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All together now, Ladies: [swoon]

If you’ve been around for awhile, you’ll remember my post about the guy that I named my soul mate. If you are new, the down and dirty background that you need to know is that the author of Life Is Savage posts pictures of people lifting weights in jeans and calls them “jean pant criminals.” I didn’t know about his site until after I started this one and immediately decided that he is my soul mate. ‘Cause, really, who can believe that there are two of us in this world that enjoy doing this? The kicker is that loved him BEFORE I saw his picture. I’ll say it again: Yowza!

I need to post this picture at least once a week.

Mr. ILoveYouWillYouMarryMe has posted three new “criminals” recently.

A guy who was working out in jeans and sunglasses:

A denim-clad guy with a jean-wearing friend:

And what, I agree, may be the greatest Jean Pant Criminal ever spotted:

Seen at the Gym Week, Day 7

Seen at the Gym Week, Day 6

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