Pictures Lifted from Twitter Week – Day 2

Enjoy the picture posted to Twitter by @Lyss_ah.

Pictures Lifted from Twitter Week – Day 1

Twitter is teeming with Tweets about the ridiculousness of jean-wearing joggers and people at the gym. This week is dedicated to them and their pictures that I stole.

The first picture was posted by @MattLittler who I think might be somewhat-famous.

This pedophobe appreciates teachers

Teachers are awesome for so many reasons. A few of them:

1) Teachers work very hard for very little pay.

2) Teachers deal with a lot of $hit (ahem, Crazy Parents and Budget Cuts, I’m talking to you).

3) Teachers are completely responsible for the lives of scary little creatures who are not related to them for a good portion of their day.

4) A freakishly large number of teachers are fans of this blog. What’s up with that?

As a self-proclaimed pedophobe I REALLY appreciate the work that teachers do day in and day out. So how about showing some teachers (your own or your kid’s) that you appreciate them this week? And then enjoy the picture from Jill, teacher and Whine & Cheese Run Club blogger, that was taken of a guy jogging IN JEANS who she saw at a local park.

What, we aren’t AP photogs?

Most blogs are crap. You know this, I know this. So when you come across a brilliant one, ya just gotta share, right? That’s what friends do for each other.

The blog Not the AP… is an outlet for us to “…become the paparazzi of the common man…to shed a necessary light on the frauds that walk among us.” I tried for several minutes to describe exactly what is going on there and can’t do it justice. So just click through a few of their posts and appreciate the pure genius of it all.

So why am I pimping some site out of the seemingly clear blue sky? Because of this post:

Not gym clothes…

Who are you, Fellow Bloggers at Not the AP…? Can we be friends? The recent lapse in your posts hurts my heart – please start posting again!

UPDATE: Not the AP… is back! Yay! Let’s get my new friend some pictures!

UPDATE #2: The site has been taken down permanently. 😦

THE greatest jogging in jeans “footage” in existence.

If this guy looks familiar, it is because I featured him before. So now we know that Gabe (of BHGP, Iowa Hawkeyes fan fame) ran at least two Colfax Marathons in aviator sunglasses, knee socks, and those infamous jorts…all while chugging a beer.

Seriously, People, how awesome is that animated gif?

Gabe, if I wasn’t already married AND you weren’t drinking a Keystone (bleh), you would have a marriage proposal from me TODAY.

I owe all the ladies something…

I spent a ridiculously long time scouring the internet for a picture of a guy working out in jeans that will erase the blemish on our brains from the previous post. In it, the men got a picture of a half-naked, gorgeous Marilyn Monroe and, let’s face it, us ladies got bupkis.

I found our eraser:

Danny who?

You are welcome, Ladies.

If you care, his name is Hrithik Roshan and he is an Indian actor.

Click picture for source.

Something for the guys, something for the ladies

Welcome to today’s Weight Lifting Celebrity Edition at JoggingJeans.com.

The guys get something good with a picture of the beautiful Marilyn Monroe lifting weights IN JEANS and a bikini top.

Us ladies are collectively disappointed with a picture of Danny Trejo in very white shoes, too high socks, and 3/4 length jeans (pic from my soul mate‘s website).

“Gotta get a workout in before my meeting…”

…but there is no time to change into appropriate workout clothes, so I’ll just lift weights in my cable-knit sweater, khakis, and dress shoes.”

Seriously?

Thanks to Stealthy Sue who was able to snap his photo at her gym!

No, this isn’t fuzzy picture week.

I wonder if I need to take out extra insurance to cover me if someone, during the course of trying to get a photo for JoggingJeans.com, gets injured or murdered? First there was Andy, who risked death but ultimately survived, to get a picture.  And now Joe.

Remember Joe? He sent me a picture of a guy running past his house in khakis. He is a loyal soldier in the ever-pressing cause known as “photographing those in poor exercise attire.” He feels khaki/cargo-wear is as bad as jean-wear for exercise and proposed that I launch a sister-site with people exercising in khakis. As an interim step, I’ve added a “khaki/cargo-wear” category.

Joe also risked his life in the name of getting  photo. He snapped the picture below. It is fuzzy because he was pretending to stretch while taking the picture of a COP who, Joe wrote, “would have killed me if I got caught” [or maybe arrested him!].

Thank you, Joe, for your braveness and loyalty. Be safe out there with your cameras, Friends!

#ijustdontgetit either

 

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