A jort-themed 5K! A jort-themed 5K!

Yesterday was the BEST day! Seriously. I clicked one of the “referrers” on my stat page and found the most amazing blog post in the history of all blog posts. The amazingness wasn’t because Blogger Josh wrote nice things about my site (which is always nice and appreciated) but because he writes that Gabe and JoggingJeans.com… inspired a fresh theme for this year’s first Bottom Feeder Farm Run, the JORTs 5k on March 3rd. Hopefully, I can find someone to take some pictures to post here. As for me, I am not passing up the chance to run a few miles in my trustee Wrangler cut-offs.

Dear smokin’ hot runner and farmer, Josh, with your tanned biceps, calloused hands, and ripped overalls (wait…what, Josh doesn’t look like that? He does in my head so just shush), there is no “hopefully” when it comes to finding someone to take pictures. It is a MUST that someone photograph every running leg sticking out of every frayed pair of jorts. Your event NEEDS to be shared for all to enjoy! Please, don’t break my heart by letting this race go by picture-less.

Oh, how I wish I was a farmgirl living in Salem, Oregon on March 3rd. #WordsIWillUtterOnlyOnceInMyLife

Race countdown: 22 days.

Bleh, who cares about regular old jean-wearing jogging photos after this fantastic news? But here is one for shits and giggles posted by @InLUVwitDat_ASH on Twitter:

Leave a comment


  1. Nick Curton

     /  February 21, 2012

    I’m Josh’s friend and roommate from our freshman year in college and can attest to the hunkiness that drips from his overalls-sans-shirt-farming uniform. I do not live in OR so will be unable to attend the first annual JORTS 5k. Instead I will be running a 10k in Little Rock, AR that very day in my rattiest pair of JORTS–I have a feeling I won’t be alone. Perhaps you could put out a call for a virtual JORTS run to coincide with Josh’s 5k like the “Nike Human Race”? Some clever marketing and a billion damn dollars would help get the word out.



  2. Now that Josh’s hunk-ness has been confirmed, I’m REALLY hoping to get pictures from the Jorts 5K. 😉
    And, how about you, Nick? Pics from your jort-run in Little Rock are expected now.


The REALLY awesome people leave comments.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: