Love the jorts. Love the picture. Love you. But I’m sorry to be the one to tell you that the jorts “movement” precedes you. No worries though. JoggingJeans.com and its viewers welcome jort-wearing runners like you* with open arms!
*The fact that your name is Dan only makes you more loved.
UPDATE: Speaking of people named Dan, you remember the picture of Fabulous Jorts Man with the girl giving him the stink eye? Guess who that is? Danny Disco/Dukes/Denim/Dapper sans costumes! Mind. Blown.