A guide to running shirtless

Attention, Runners, here is a handy guide for when it is and is not okay to run shirtless. For the ladies, shirtless is defined as a sports bra only.

1. It is NEVER okay to run shirtless in a gym. Unless it is a home gym in your basement.

2. If you have a smokin’ hot body, you can run shirtless outdoors.

3. If you don’t meet the qualifications of #2, you can run shirtless out of dire necessity (bloody nipples, overheating).

4. During races you can do whatever you want. The less clothes the better…the distraction does everyone a little good.

Glad I cleared that up, huh?

Thanks to @jhubes21 and @TheDolceDiet for these shirtless jean-jogging photos posted on Twitter:

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7 Comments

  1. mary long

     /  December 7, 2012

    and if you are jogging outside shirtless, don’t be a moron – wear sunscreen! The dude in picture #1 looks like he’ll be in pain later! LOL

    Reply
  2. Colin DeWaay

     /  December 7, 2012

    LMAO, too good!!!!

    Reply
  3. ripvanracer

     /  December 8, 2012

    40 races one year and I only wore a shirt in 2 of them!!

    Reply
  4. 11315miles

     /  December 6, 2013

    Do you have a list that covers running shirtless and your crack is showing? I witnessed that at the St. Louis marathon. It did provide good distraction untill I passed him and had to focus on something else.:)

    Reply
  5. Great Post Jill, LOL.

    Reply

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