Today’s word o’ the day


Gym Rules that Suck

In the past, people have sent me signs from their gyms that I have categorized as “Gym Signs that Suck.” My new (#badass Las Vegas) gym doesn’t have a sign but it does have a list of rules. There is one rule in particular that sucks. See #4.


DrearyIf you care, I am LOVING it here in Las Vegas. Today marks two weeks and it feels like I have lived here for 6 months.

My first thoughts to share:

  • So. Much. Sun. My body hasn’t seen this much vitamin D in my entire life.
  • On my first day here, I got a little sunburn drinking coffee on my porch at 7:00 IN THE MORNING!
  • One day, I thought there were clouds in the sky but it was actually smoke from a house fire a mile away.
  • Goodbye seasonal affective disorder! Hello life of applying sunscreen every single day!

2014 End-of-Year Miscellaneous Funnies

I did it at the end of 2013. I am doing it again this year – sharing with all of you the ridiculous non-denim, gym apparel pictures and gym funnies that have been shared with me throughout 2014.






Thanks for visiting and loving me in 2014. Happy New Year!


Uncle Sam Says



Wise advice


End-of-Year Miscellaneous Funnies

People often send me funny pictures of people exercising who aren’t wearing denim. To bring the year to a close, and as an end-of-the-year present to you, I thought I would share some of them.



DressThanks for visiting and loving me in 2013. Happy New Year!

Sticker in my face on bus pole

StickerI don’t care if the universe is telling me to try jogging in jorts, I ain’t doin’ it.

Me. Here. Relaxing. Resting. Happy.

See ya next week! Keep those pictures coming: JoggingJeans [@] gmail [.] com.



Happy Birthday,

Somehow, this insanely stupid website has made it to its second birthday.

I ask and ask and ask and never get a good (or any for that matter) answer: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

There is love for all of you that visit me here, but I really really REALLY question your sanity. On a daily basis.

I am using this third year to change things up a bit. In the past, I did a “Fake-Like-You-Care-About-Me” series where I shared a little about me, and it was overwhelmingly well received. Thanks for loving me, Friends.


So in addition to posting photos of people in inappropriate denim workout clothing, I occasionally will write other random, unrelated content. I hope you don’t hate this idea. But for right now, I need some variety for my own sanity. Apparently, I have less screws loose than all of you.

With that said, thanks so much, You Weirdos, for sticking with me for TWO WHOLE YEARS.

[smooch] [hug] [ass grab]


Me. Here. Relaxing. Resting. Happy.

I’ll be back soon! Keep those pictures coming: JoggingJeans [@] gmail [.] com.


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