Jogging in Jeans Emoji

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Another activity that seems really wrong to do IN JEANS

So we cover jogging regularly here at JoggingJeans.com, right? We have also seen people inappropriately wearing jeans while weight lifting, doing martial arts, on cardio equipment, and in CrossFit boxes. I feel like we have seen it all. Almost…

Cheerleading? In jeans!?

Why would ANYONE think this is a good idea? Men want glimpses of ass cheek. Cheerleaders want to be able to move freely. Neither of those things are happening in jeans.

And then have a look at these adorable, wholesome 1980’s cheerleaders in jeans:

[insert old lady comment about how times are changing here]

 

JoggingJeans.com, Boobs and Butt Edition

It is not a title-tease. JoggingJeans.com does not disappoint, my testosterone-infused viewers.

First is boobs Ellen Pompeo, photo courtesy of theblemish.com.

Next is butt Camila Alves (with Matthew McConaughey).

Both are, oddly, running in jeans.

Men, you are welcome:

There is a back story about why this chick is working out in jeans. I am confident, though, that my guy readers are not interested in it at all. So let’s just get to the smokin’ hot, muscle-abundant, ab-tastic Zuzana who is doing crunches and jumping rope IN JEANS:

Another activity that seems really wrong to do IN JEANS

So we cover jogging regularly here at JoggingJeans.com, right? We’ve also seen martial arts, weight lifting, people on ellipticals and treadmills, and CrossFit.

But cheerleading? In jeans!?

Why would ANYONE think this is a good idea? Men want glimpses of ass cheek. Cheerleaders want to be able to move freely. Neither of those things are happening in jeans.

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And look at these adorable, wholesome 1980’s cheerleaders in jeans. Times is changin’!!

JoggingJeans.com, Boobs and Butt Edition

I thought the title “Boobs and Butt Edition” would generate more interest than “Celebrity Edition #2.” If you missed it, check out the first celebrity installment here.

It is not a title-tease. JoggingJeans.com does not disappoint, my testosterone-infused viewers.

First is boobs Ellen Pompeo, photo courtesy of theblemish.com.

Next is butt Camila Alves (with Matthew McConaughey).

Both are, oddly, running in jeans.

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