How to practice fleeing a crime scene

Planning to commit a crime? Don’t have a partner to serve as a getaway driver? There is no better way to practice fleeing a crime scene than by running in jeans. I mean this HAS to be what these people are doing, right?



Further proof

I recently wrote about how sometimes people run in jeans out of necessity – they forgot their running gear. Here is a Tweet with further proof that a lot of the jean-wearing joggers we see MIGHT just be hardcore runners who can’t miss a run.

Although, if I saw this dude out running, I’d be 99% sure he just robbed someone – I think the cap makes him look more “lets hit a liquor store” than “lets hit the pavement.

Regardless, thanks @drunkenrunner for posting this pic!

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