All together now, Ladies: [swoon]

If you’ve been around for awhile, you’ll remember my post about the guy that I named my soul mate. If you are new, the down and dirty background that you need to know is that the author of Life Is Savage posts pictures of people lifting weights in jeans and calls them “jean pant criminals.” I didn’t know about his site until after I started this one and immediately decided that he is my soul mate. ‘Cause, really, who can believe that there are two of us in this world that enjoy doing this? The kicker is that loved him BEFORE I saw his picture. I’ll say it again: Yowza!

I need to post this picture at least once a week.

Mr. ILoveYouWillYouMarryMe has posted three new “criminals” recently.

A guy who was working out in jeans and sunglasses:

A denim-clad guy with a jean-wearing friend:

And what, I agree, may be the greatest Jean Pant Criminal ever spotted:

Something for the guys, something for the ladies

Welcome to today’s Weight Lifting Celebrity Edition at

The guys get something good with a picture of the beautiful Marilyn Monroe lifting weights IN JEANS and a bikini top.

Us ladies are collectively disappointed with a picture of Danny Trejo in very white shoes, too high socks, and 3/4 length jeans (pic from my soul mate‘s website). and sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…

My husband is VERY lucky that I didn’t know about the author of before I married him because one could argue that Mr. LifeIsSavage is my soul mate. Long before was a thought, Mr. LifeIsSavage was posting pictures that people sent to him of people lifting weights IN JEANS. He calls them “jean pant criminals” [damn, I gotta come up with a cool term] and writes:

“…their blatant disregard for the unwritten laws of conduct cannot be tolerated any longer and MUST be brought to attention. So without further ado i am declaring a uprising against the jean pant criminals out there…Please submit further evidence of this behaviour in your gym and i will gladly let the world know.”

Seriously, SO MUCH love. Here is a bit of the deliciousness I found on his site (click the picture to see the specific post):





I’m still reeling in the fact that I am not the only one that enjoys people inappropriately wearing jeans enough to post pictures of them on a blog. I’m also a bit surprised that I haven’t found his blog until now or that no one has sent me a link to it. Regardless, go visit his site, follow him on Twitter, see what info you can collect about him in case my husband dies or leaves me, and tell him how much you love his work.

UPDATE: OMG. I SWEAR to you that, when I wrote the post, I had no idea that the author of is THIS guy:

Yowza. Fate LOVES me if Dylan Savage is my soul mate.

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