Hey Dan, not “all” guy shorts

One of my favorite jean-joggers, Dan, left the following comment on my last post titled, “Nothing screams, “I’m ready for an intense workout” like knee-length jorts at the gym”:

CommentI am here to provide evidence that short jorts are still around…well, at least at the gym.

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AMan

(if you need help, this last picture is of a man)

 

 

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Nothing screams, “I’m ready for an intense workout” like knee-length jorts at the gym.

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If you wear flip-flops at the gym, I might hate you…

…and secretly wish you would drop a weight on your foot.

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The girls are as bad as the guys…

I recently said that it is disturbing how quickly I can accumulate pictures of guys working out in jeans and inappropriate shoes. Oh wait. The girls are just as bad.

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Boots, loafers, and Crocs, Oh My.

It is quite disturbing how quickly I can accumulate pictures of guys working out in jeans and inappropriate shoes.DressShoes

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When holding a plank, there is no better distraction…

…than giggling at and photographing the guy working out IN JEANS.

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Japris at the gym + More (Warning: + More is about vaginas)

A refresher: Jeans + capri pants = japris

Jogging in japris has been made famous by my denim-jogging friend, Danny, at the Sulphur Springs 5K and highlighted in this post. Oddly, we are seeing more and more of them at the gym:

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The “+ More”

The great thing about not letting many people in my “real” world know about this site is that I can talk about vaginas and not worry about my mom all being all [gasp!] and clutching her chest.

Vaginas have been a recent theme for me.

1. I went for my annual gynecologist visit and a new doctor was added to the practice (the last one).

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Hysterical.

2. I looked at one of my favorite sweaters and noticed that there is a vagina on it. See it?

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It is now my absolute favorite sweater.

3. Scott over at PirateBobCat saw a vagina on his run the other day and wrote about it here. Hands down, the weirdest thing seen on a run.

Any good vagina stories you want to share? Just kidding, I don’t want to hear about your vagina.

What is happening at my gym?!

Denim is taking over my gym. I’m not sure exactly when it happened but, in the past two weeks, Sarah (who snapped this AWESOME photo of a guy sleeping) and I have been seeing people working out in them left and right.

Sarah called last Monday “jeans day” and texted me these two pictures:

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Earlier in the week, I saw a guy lifting in jeans who clearly was JUST released from prison. Avoid taking pictures of a guys working out in jeans if they have face tattoos and look as if they have spent the last “8-10” doing nothing but lifting weights for hours upon hours a day. #JustSayin

But I did see this girl on an elliptical IN JORTS:

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And I have walked past this poster in the stairwell a bazillion times and never noticed that the guy in it is IN JEANS.

PosterIs Golds Gym is sending out subliminal messages and encouraging this atrocious jeans-in-the-gym behavior? What do you think?

Jeans? What jeans?

Pecs

Denim AND inappropriate footwear at the gym – Girl Version

The last post was about the guys and their poor clothing and footwear choices at the gym. Today’s post is about the girls. Enjoy.

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