In the past, people have sent me signs from their gyms that I have categorized as “Gym Signs that Suck.” My new (#badass Las Vegas) gym doesn’t have a sign but it does have a list of rules. There is one rule in particular that sucks. See #4.

If you care, I am LOVING it here in Las Vegas. Today marks two weeks and it feels like I have lived here for 6 months.

My first thoughts to share:

• So. Much. Sun. My body hasn’t seen this much vitamin D in my entire life.
• On my first day here, I got a little sunburn drinking coffee on my porch at 7:00 IN THE MORNING!
• One day, I thought there were clouds in the sky but it was actually smoke from a house fire a mile away.
• Goodbye seasonal affective disorder! Hello life of applying sunscreen every single day!