All posts tagged treadmill
Mind blown, literally
Posted by Jill on October 30, 2015
https://joggingjeans.wordpress.com/2015/10/30/mind-blown-literally/
How to practice fleeing a crime scene
Planning to commit a crime? Don’t have a partner to serve as a getaway driver? There is no better way to practice fleeing a crime scene than by running in jeans. I mean this HAS to be what these people are doing, right?
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Posted by Jill on December 10, 2014
https://joggingjeans.wordpress.com/2014/12/10/fleeing-a-crime-scene/
Old Man IN JEANS and Suspenders Love
You all know that I have a thing for cutie old guys at the gym, right? Put one IN JEANS and suspenders and I am in L.O.V.E.
If your heart also melts a little when you see this, here is another that was submitted awhile back for your viewing enjoyment.
Posted by Jill on November 7, 2014
https://joggingjeans.wordpress.com/2014/11/07/suspenders/
Nothing screams, “I’m ready for an intense workout” like knee-length jorts at the gym.
Posted by Jill on June 3, 2014
https://joggingjeans.wordpress.com/2014/06/03/intense/
Quit “rubbin’ on”* your damn phone
*Name the reference for this phrase and I will think you are especially awesome. Hint.
Posted by Jill on March 21, 2014
https://joggingjeans.wordpress.com/2014/03/21/phone/
Aren’t you hot and itchy?
Posted by Jill on March 18, 2014
https://joggingjeans.wordpress.com/2014/03/18/hot-itchy/
NSFW: What can I even say?
Posted by Jill on February 4, 2014
https://joggingjeans.wordpress.com/2014/02/04/nowords/
Not always a judgement free zone
Posted by Jill on January 27, 2014
https://joggingjeans.wordpress.com/2014/01/27/pf-2/
Japris at the gym + More (Warning: + More is about vaginas)
A refresher: Jeans + capri pants = japris
Jogging in japris has been made famous by my denim-jogging friend, Danny, at the Sulphur Springs 5K and highlighted in this post. Oddly, we are seeing more and more of them at the gym:
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The “+ More”
The great thing about not letting many people in my “real” world know about this site is that I can talk about vaginas and not worry about my mom all being all [gasp!] and clutching her chest.
Vaginas have been a recent theme for me.
1. I went for my annual gynecologist visit and a new doctor was added to the practice (the last one).
Hysterical.
2. I looked at one of my favorite sweaters and noticed that there is a vagina on it. See it?
It is now my absolute favorite sweater.
3. Scott over at PirateBobCat saw a vagina on his run the other day and wrote about it here. Hands down, the weirdest thing seen on a run.
Any good vagina stories you want to share? Just kidding, I don’t want to hear about your vagina.
Posted by Jill on December 15, 2013
https://joggingjeans.wordpress.com/2013/12/15/vaginas/