Angela, over at FitFunMom, wrote a post awhile back where she said, “…sometimes people drive by my blog in their Google cars and deposit one-sided evidence that they’ve been here, leaving me wanting a chance to holler back after them. Now’s my chance to talk back to people who’ve reached the blog through the power of Google.”
I LOVED the idea, so I am stealing it – sharing with you some of the search terms that brought people to JoggingJeans.com.
1. The boob themed searches:
- “big boob jogger”
- “jeans and boobs”
- “boob women in overalls”
- “boob out”
…..My response to the individuals behind these searches: Men are pigs.
2. The foreign language searches:
- “joggingspijkerbroeken”
- “joggy джинсы”
- “que son los jeans joggalor”
…..My response to my foreign friends: Um, wut?
3. The search terms that hurt my heart:
- “i hate pittsburgh”
- “Pittsburgh sucks”
- “why do people like shithole pittsburgh?”
…..My response to these absolute idiots: Suck it, Haters.*
4. The search phrases that made me smile:
- “hysterical website running in jeans”
- “+Jill +Pittsburgh funny jogging jeans”
My response to these people: I love you too.
5. The search terms with important questions:
- “is it okay to run in jeans” and “can I jog in jeans?”
- “Will people laugh if I go to the gym in jeans?
…..Yes, yes, and yes.
*I will ignore any comments about the performance of our beloved Steelers.
MaybeMarathoner
/ September 23, 2013Too funny! I need to do a similar post. I get a lot of lesbian hits based off one post I wrote about my sports massage (true, I couched it in a lesbian theme to be funny, but I didn’t realize it would draw such attention to my site. Such people must be sorely disappointed with what they find!)
Mary
/ September 23, 2013What is the fascination with boobs and jeans that trigger it as a popular Google search? I did not realize that was a fetish or something -LOL Great list Jill :0)
Nicole @ pink elephant on parade
/ September 23, 2013I don’t even really know what to think about the boob ones, honestly, and as a New Jerseyan can I just say I understand how it feels when everyone says your home sucks. They know nothing!
Catherine @ A Two Storey Home
/ September 24, 2013Bahaha this is awesome. I love looking at the search terms that bring people to my blog! Sometimes I read them and think, “What the heck were you looking for?” (For example, “My surprise party for her was successful”–what were you hoping to find with that search??)
elisariva
/ September 26, 2013I agree! Some of the oddest Google searches have brought people to my page. The funniest one was an obvious typo – someone must have been searching porn and typed CIM (on my blog that would be California International Marathon, but I’d don’t think that was what he meant…)
FitFirmFast
/ September 26, 2013That is hilarious but makes me kind of afraid to search what brings people to my blog ;)